Qui pro quo
21.12.2010 в 06:50
Пишет Constance_Ice:сперто в ЖЖах
Прелестная философская формулировка. Каждая из
Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let the shit happen to somebody else.
Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?
Calvinism: Shit wouldn't happen if I work hard.
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us.
Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Atheism: I can't believe this shit!
Nihilism: No shit.
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Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let the shit happen to somebody else.
Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?
Calvinism: Shit wouldn't happen if I work hard.
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us.
Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Atheism: I can't believe this shit!
Nihilism: No shit.
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30.12.2010 в 15:17